8 Pre-Zoom Questions You’ve Asked Yourself at Least Once

By Jack Archer

1.What was my password again?

2. Is that a smudge on my camera or did I lose an eye 3. last night?

4. Why is my face in 420p while my acne’s in 4k?

5. Do I really look like that?

6. How can I position my head so it hides my unmade bed?

7. What if they somehow see everything behind my laptop?

8. Am I reeeeaaaallllyyyy muted?

9. Are pants really worth it today?