Adventures in Town

By: Blake Simpson

Exonians, the time is upon us. The student body is now allowed to traverse the vast and sweeping scapes of Exeter, New Hampshire. As a dedicated journalist, I see it as my duty to report back about the possibility of adventure downtown and beyond.

DUNKIN’ DONUTS

You either love it or 0.9 miles is just too far for a greasy and succulent hashéd potato.

PARKING LOT

Either of them.

HORSE PARK

It is exactly what it sounds like. I will not be taking further questions.

TAKE THE EGGS OUT OF A BIRD’S NEST

Now you might be thinking, “that’s not a place!”

IS THIS HOUSE UNLOCKED/IS THERE A SPARE KEY UNDER THE DOORMAT?

This one is more of a game than a location.

SHOUT AT THE ELDERLY

  It’s up to you what you want to shout about. Try something pleasant, like soup or the afterlife.

WATCH PEOPLE TRY TO BACK OUT OF DOWNTOWN PARKING

  If you’re in downtown Exeter and want to revel in the misery of others, look no further than the parking spots that line the downtown stretch.

‘WHERE’S CHARLIE?’

Charlie is my nephew and I lost him. This one is also more of a game.