Advice for Preps
By: Dorothy Baker
Call yourself a new prep
Upon introducing yourself to seniors, ask how their college apps are going
Better yet, if you have college merch, make sure to wear it in all public areas
Neon tracksuits are back in style
Make sure there is a speaker at full volume playing whenever your pack migrates
When sitting in Grill, yell to alert returning students that you have made friends
Join the posse
If the posse has not yet been established, create one and be sure to title it
Turn your radiator on high. New England fall can get chilly
Load your narratives with adverbs
Complain about pass/fail; upperclassmen will respect your desire for higher challenge
*Results may vary
