A Letter to the Editor

Dear Anne,

Two weeks ago, you came into my room and asked to borrow my phone charger. I had reservations, including the high likelihood of you either breaking the neck of my cable or not returning it. I expressed these concerns to you, and you assured me that you would take care of my charger.

Today, as of Thursday, Jan. 23, you have still not returned my charger. I am disappointed in you, and in retaliation, I have decided to publish the following photo.

With all due respect,

Sarah