Introducing (Roasting) Our New Editors

Editor-in-Chief:

Anne Brandes: Snagging another bullet point for her debutante presentation.

Director of Writing:

Erin Choi: Back from the grave.

Managing Editor:

Felix Yeung: Too nice.

News Editors

Daniel Chen: Only in it for the street cred.

Bona Hong: Jeannie?

Emily Kang: The swimmer who lacks drip.

Senai Robinson: Somehow managed to lose his backpack on Day 1.

Opinions Editors

Dennis Kostakoglu-Aydin: The second-best Dennis at Exeter.

Stephen McNulty: Has begun singing hisopinions on the path.

Emmanuel Tran: Still thinks The Exonian is based in the Middle East.

Life Editors

Benjamin Cai: Couldn’t get a life last year.

Zane Ice: The Exonian hobbit.

Morgan Lee: Has only written two Exonian articles before.

Ella Malysa: Will never know the pain of US History.

Sports Editors

Sydney Kang: Has a harder time walking than swimming.

Charlotte Lisa: Ditched The Exonian for StuCo.

Ginny Vazquez-Azpiri: A lowerclassmen (enough said).

Cooper Walshe: Finally, the last Walshe.

Humor Editors

Isabella Ahmad: Still salty about CarolineCalloway.

Jack Archer: Who?

Ben Gorman: At Lexie’s more often than school.

Copy Editers

Killing Tang - You read that wrong.

May Chne - Case in point.