10 Things That Stress Me Out

The bell in the Academy Building is slightly offset from the bell in Phillips Church, so every Mediation, you can hear this strange double ringing.

I’m gonna be an upper next year.

I checked a sleep tracking app I haven’t used in a while, and it says my sleep debt is 222 hours.

I read a narrative I wrote in prep fall, and it’s way better than anything I’ve written this term.

In the space of a week, our campus went from Winter Wonderland to first day of fall term. Like where did all the snow go?

Nvm it’s back.

One day, you will get the best grade you will ever get, and from then on you will never be able to match that, leaving you incomplete for the remainder of your years as a student.

That day could have already passed.

I think my day was in fifth grade.

The last time someone who was not an editor submitted to the Humor page was October.