What Beverage Are You?

When you have conflict with a person, what do you do?

Confrontation? I don’t know her. So avoid all contact at all costs: no nodding, no eye contact, no words. Stay weak, folks.

Just destroy them. No matter whose fault it was. No matter what the impact might be, destroy them until they can’t hurt you anymore.

Ignore the problem at first. Be friendly to their face, but internalize issue until it boils through your insides and leaves everyone with a funky impression of you.

Talk about the issue maturely—whatever that means.

What do you eat for breakfast?

Fruit with buttered toast or with cereal

The pastries in Dhall. Or really whatever takes the least effort to eat

An avocado which you have let ripen in a brown paper bag with a dressing you made from scratch

Eggs and waffles

What is your prefered legwear?

Black leggings

Somewhat dressy pants. Like the striped ones that are coming into style. Or the tie-up trash bag pants that are on every girl’s instagram account.

Unfitted jeans

Sweatpants

What is your favorite subject?

Math

History

English

Biology

What kind of teacher do you vibe with the most on a personal level?

I like the more laid back teachers, and I don’t really talk to my teachers much outside of class. So overall, I don’t get teacher contact.

I like the teachers who everyone typically hates. These teachers are the harshest graders on campus, though they aren’t particularly productive in their critiques either. I make it my mission to somehow find a way to crack these hard ones and get on their good side.

I form valuable connections with teachers who help me improve. The grading scale doesn’t matter. The personality doesn’t really matter either, though a sense of humor similar to mine always helps. But overall, I bond with teachers over my work.

I talk to all my teachers, but I typically form my closest adult relationships with those in my dorm, sports or clubs. Proximity makes these relationships easy to maintain.

How do you take breaks from work?

I take naps

I don’t need breaks, but I guess I read The New York Times, too

I watch fun videos with my friends

I have real, face-to-face interactions

If you answered mostly A’s, then you are green tea. Mostly B’s, you are coffee, black and strong. Mostly C’s is vanilla chai. And Mostly D’s is water. Do what you will with this new information, and don’t let it define you.