Quotes of the Week

“That’s smart. I wouldn’t have thought of it.”

-Nick Schwarz, ’20

“Yeah, that’s why you write for humor.”

-Helena Chen, ’20

“That was such an emotional rollercoaster. From being abandoned to getting tickled.”

-Paul James, ’19

“Every week, I care less and less about The Exonian.”

-Anonymous, ’20

“I could complain about anything right now.”

-Anna Fahey, ’20

“One is never just done with Wheat Thins ... we simply take breaks from them.”

-Morgan Lee, ’21