How to Start Off 2019

  1. Stock up on snacks from The Grill

2. Oh wait

3. Buy some Hi-chew from Amazon

4. Start working on your 332

5. Tip back one of those tall orange stick jutting from the ground and watch it pendulate

6. Go to EP on Sunday

7. Join Mock Trial, I mean Debate, I mean MUN... I mean all three

8. Beg for someone to go to Winfo with you

9. Start going to assembly

10. Write for Exonian Humor

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