Humor Editors by the Numbers

FIONA

Seconds spent convincing Nick and Ryan to put her name first: 2

Average number of cacti interactions: 3

Number of hours spent studying Classics: 476 ;)

Number of teachers she has disappointed: 4

Cups of coffee per day: 6

Number of ribs dislocated: 3

Predicted number of years left at Exeter: 3

Number of appointments she should be at right now: 3 

Number of recruited Humor writers: 2

RYAN

Number of times someone has asked about how Stillwells is: 38

Number of times someone’s asked about Child Genius: 3

Number of times someone’s asked about Ellen: 4

Number of repeated jokes: 476 ;)

Number of terms behind Alan in math: 1

Number of years doing Mock Trial: 1 (1 year too many)

Number of recruited Humor writers: 0

NICK

Number of times he’s said “Oh Ghawd No!”: Too Many

Number of phrases started with “As a Day Student”  in STUCO: Too Many

Number of Hot Pocket-related Day Stud Jokes: Too Many

Pics featuring his hairy legs on Instagram: 1

Number of people who bought his Day-Stud gear: 69

Number of recruited Humor writers: 0.5