The Real Class of 2019 Senior Superlatives: Humor Page Edition

Most likely to go through a goth phase: Kate Denny

Most likely to vote for Donald Trump: Gillian Quinto

Most likely to eat bread: Alex Mangiapane

Most likely to be mistaken for Drake: Pearson Parker

Most likely to tour manage Radiohead: Alan Wu

Most likely to pick something out of the dumpster and pay $70 for it: Seb Bango

Most likely to marry for money: Euwie Park

Most likely to become a Bond villain: Luca Cantone

Most likely to catfish someone:  Isobel Anderson

Most likely to to fall asleep on concrete: Chandler Jean-Jacques

Most likely to be a superhero: Yaseen Ahmed

Most likely to become a street performer: Miles Mikofsky

Most likely to know about when that one time in second grade you pooped your pants: Niko Amber

Most likely to stand in an isosceles triangle while firing a gun: John Beckerle

Most likely to become big as a young Paul McCartney impersonator: Mark Blekherman

Most likely to start a fake relationship with Noah Centineo but end up falling in love with him: Reina Matsumoto

Most likely to have daddy issues: Zac Feng

Most likely to win prep rep:

Jimmy Liu

Most likely to crawl out of a dumpster: Maxx Murray

Most likely to paint a windowsill:

Josiah Paint-sil

Most likely to eat Stillwells for breakfast: Alan Xie

Most likely to cry: Jacky Cho

Most likely to work hard and be cast as Tree #2 in Wizard of Oz: Emeline Scales/Greg Heffley

Most likely to date a towns person:

Henry Lagasse

Most likely to join a biker gang: Hannah Grace Johnson

Most likely to be the least controversial news editor: Sarah Ryu

Most likely to be the laziest try-hard: Madison Kang

Most likely to peak at age seven: Dhanat Plewtianyingthawee

Most likely to go to a country and speak better than the natives:

Jeremy Xu

Most likely to be the star of a Bollywood movie: Pavan Garidipuri

Most likely to read the entire Deed of Gift in his free time “just for fun”: Calvin Henaku

Most likely to “get this bread,” literally: Evan Vogelbaum

Most likely to post in “Exeter Memes for Non Sibi Teens” ten years from now: Eugene Hu

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