The Real Class of 2019 Senior Superlatives: Humor Page Edition
Most likely to go through a goth phase: Kate Denny
Most likely to vote for Donald Trump: Gillian Quinto
Most likely to eat bread: Alex Mangiapane
Most likely to be mistaken for Drake: Pearson Parker
Most likely to tour manage Radiohead: Alan Wu
Most likely to pick something out of the dumpster and pay $70 for it: Seb Bango
Most likely to marry for money: Euwie Park
Most likely to become a Bond villain: Luca Cantone
Most likely to catfish someone: Isobel Anderson
Most likely to to fall asleep on concrete: Chandler Jean-Jacques
Most likely to be a superhero: Yaseen Ahmed
Most likely to become a street performer: Miles Mikofsky
Most likely to know about when that one time in second grade you pooped your pants: Niko Amber
Most likely to stand in an isosceles triangle while firing a gun: John Beckerle
Most likely to become big as a young Paul McCartney impersonator: Mark Blekherman
Most likely to start a fake relationship with Noah Centineo but end up falling in love with him: Reina Matsumoto
Most likely to have daddy issues: Zac Feng
Most likely to win prep rep:
Jimmy Liu
Most likely to crawl out of a dumpster: Maxx Murray
Most likely to paint a windowsill:
Josiah Paint-sil
Most likely to eat Stillwells for breakfast: Alan Xie
Most likely to cry: Jacky Cho
Most likely to work hard and be cast as Tree #2 in Wizard of Oz: Emeline Scales/Greg Heffley
Most likely to date a towns person:
Henry Lagasse
Most likely to join a biker gang: Hannah Grace Johnson
Most likely to be the least controversial news editor: Sarah Ryu
Most likely to be the laziest try-hard: Madison Kang
Most likely to peak at age seven: Dhanat Plewtianyingthawee
Most likely to go to a country and speak better than the natives:
Jeremy Xu
Most likely to be the star of a Bollywood movie: Pavan Garidipuri
Most likely to read the entire Deed of Gift in his free time “just for fun”: Calvin Henaku
Most likely to “get this bread,” literally: Evan Vogelbaum
Most likely to post in “Exeter Memes for Non Sibi Teens” ten years from now: Eugene Hu