Advice to Second-Halfers

   Get all of your quotations from one source.

Make your quotations 7 sentences long in order to up your page count.

Call your outline “complete trash” right as your teacher walks right past you.

Use Arial font.

When you’re supposed to be writing your draft in the library, just scroll through some overpriced prom dresses that you won’t have any use for any time soon.

Call your outline “complete trash” right as your teacher walks right past you.

Make a “that’s what she said” joke in your draft with the intention of deleting it, TURN IT IN, and hope for the best.

Run and hide.

Do your citations the night you write the rest of the paper (aka the night before it’s due).

Clear out your EF to turn in your rough draft, only to take a “quick nap” that lasts until 7pm.