Promposal Ideas

The Forced: Create your own sign and make it just bad enough to impress everyone else while also not seeming too fake. Run up to the senior you’d like to go with and shove the sign into their hands. Before they can say anything, start yelling “YES!!!! I’D LOVE TO GO!!!!” and then put it on your Snapchat story.

Snapchat Messenger: Snap them, Pron? *Porn? **PROM? Accept the ODR.

The DHall: Rearrange your soggy rice on four plates to say P - R - O - M. Add hot sauce if you want to show that you’re serious.

Assembly: Want to ensure a successful promposal? Run up during Assembly to make your date-to-be so uncomfortable that they can’t say no. It isn’t foolproof: if they aren’t at Assembly, they’ll get a dicky and might refuse, but hopefully they’ll still see your commitment.

Bad Ukulele Song: Surprise them with a poorly written ukulele serenatde that uses only C, G, and Am chords. It’s totally original to rhyme “yes” with “dress,” or to write “Would it be so wrong / If I asked you to prom.” Those aren’t the lyrics I found on every Youtube promposal I watched.

Optionless option: Write a letter that says, “Wanna go to prom? Circle Yes or Yes” and sneak it to them in the middle of class. Just make sure you don’t write “I like-like you now :)” because Keith from third grade will find and circle the “no” in “now.”

Fake Your Own Death: This one feels fairly self-explanatory. Be sure to make use of the element of surprise.

Bus Ride: Submit “hey (name), do you wanna go to prom?” to Bus Ride. You might get a more positive response if you forget to write your own name in the post.