Have You Played Yourself?
Every day, millions of people play themselves and you may be one of them. Please refer to this list if you believe that you are a victim of playing yourself.
Have you:
- Tried out for two spring sports?
2. Made senior friends?
3. Taken US History as a lower?
4. Attended Phillips Exeter Academy?
5. Signed up for the debate email list during club night?
6. Rowed crew at Exeter?
7. Slept for less than six hours at night?
8. Forgot to buy club, class or dorm gear?
9. Not done the required reading for homework?
10. Eaten ice cream more than three times a week?
11. Believed that it was actually spring?
12. Tried to be vegan?
13. Mentioned difficult political topics in an “interesting” class?
14. Gone to assembly?
If you said yes, you played yourself. It’s okay though, because you can always eat your feelings away with dhall ice cream.