The Humor Page By The Numbers

AVA

Hours spent crying about anime: at least 10

Average number of gummy  vitamins consumed per day: 7

Longest streak sleeping on the couch in Wentworth: 6 hours

Glasses of water spilled on my boyfriend’s parents: 1

Naps per day: 2

Lion Cards owned: 3

Times on fire while making tea: 1

ABBY

BCC (Blood Coffee Content): .38

Concussions received from being dropped on my head: 1

Bee movie themed gifts received: 3 and counting

Ava’s GPA subtracted from mine: It’s negative and this just got too real.

Legs lost to ChalFit: 2

Years of lifespan lost to Mock Trial: Too many to count

Friends lost to Mock Trial: What friends?

LIZZIE

Amount of times I have gotten an E on a pop quiz: 2

Been kicked by a horse: 1

Bowls of Spaghetti eaten with a knife: 1

Lied on one of the school sponsered survery: No response

Screamed because I opened the door of the bathroom the same time someone was leaving: Too many times

Times I’ve snuck into the individuals rooms in the health center instead of settling for the Sun room: Every time.