Fun Things to do in September to Get You in the Fall Spirit™
1. Bathe in pumpkin spice.
2. Cover yourself in apple cider doughnuts.
3. Put up Halloween decorations. It’s never too early.
4. Smooth out North Korea.
5. Eat a bunch of leaves.
6. Exclusively listen to “September” by Earth, Wind and Fire.
7. Feel a little ~spooky~.
8. Put in work for The Exonian since board turnovers are coming up and you want to get into college.
9. Carve Smash Mouth lyrics into a pumpkin.
10. Eat a gourd so you can truthfully tell your mother that you ate a vegetable.
11. Cry a little bit, because senior fall.
12. Bowl some preps.