The 5 Types of Exonians Who Participate in ESSO Clubs

1. The Guilt Tripped - this kid got way too excited on ESSO club night and signed up for everything in sight and ended up receiving way too many emails that they felt bad ignoring. Catch them looking confused as they monitor a bunch of young children running around on the quad, wondering what they got themselves into.2. The Dedicated Co-Head - this kid is in charge of one super obscure ESSO club you had no idea existed. There are a total of 3 people in this kid’s club.3. The Model Exonian - this kid genuinely loves helping the community and the community loves them back. Great with kids. Great with adults. Great at life. Already looks iconic in the yellow shirt. It even brings out their eyes.4. The Sibi - this person went to one meeting of one ESSO club their prep fall but “it totally still counts!” Nowadays they “would totally love to do ESSO” but it “just doesn’t work” with their schedule!5. The Only Doing It For College - this one is pretty self-explanatory. Little kids are gross. People suck. Doing things for your enjoyment is the worst. Having fun is a waste of time. Happiness is overrated. Welcome to Exeter.