Fun Ideas to Kill Time When You’re Just Sitting in the White House Doing Nothing

1. Prank call Russia while pretending you’re Angela Merkel, then start a major Russian-German conflict.

2. Invite Bill O’Reilly down to Mar-a-Lago to compare notes.

3. Call into “Fox and Friends” under the name of the President’s closest aide: “Ronald Brump”

4. Tell The New York Times that you’re going to nuke the hell out of North Korea, then send out an official Presidential Press release saying “Lol Jk”

5. Learn to skateboard.

6. Wiretap every room in the White House so you can learn what people really think about you.

7. Go to Mar-a-Lago.

8. Actually start a nuclear war with North Korea, triggering the start of armageddon and the wiping out of every last trace of humanity.

9. Make a sandwich.

10. Go to Mar-a-Lago.

11. Have Melania make you a sandwich.