Justin Trudeau Unveils Recreational Marijuana Legalization Bill; Still is the World’s Dreamiest Prime Minister

Making headlines this week, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau launched a bill that would legalize the recreational use of marijuana. In doing so, Trudeau is fulfilling something he commonly promised on the campaign trail, and is trying to make Canada an even more chill place than it already was.

This being said, it is likely that the bill will pass, resulting in Canadians being even higher than the highest moose. One thing is for sure--maple syrup will no longer be the only edible thing being mass produced in Canada.

Besides now officially being the coolest world leader (sorry, Angela Merkel), Trudeau still remains at the top of the looks list, being the #1 biggest heart throb Prime Minister out there.

In related news, damn, Justin Trudeau’s eyes are still dreamy. His eyes are like the blue sky on a sunny summer day. His eyes are pools of crystalline water from the deepest, most magical crevices of Earth. His eyes are as intense and exquisite as the finest sapphires. His eyes hold ancient truths just waiting to be uncovered. One of those truths, evidently, is that he supports marijuana use.

Similarly, Justin Trudeau’s hair is as mystical and shiny as the moonlight glistening across the ocean. His hair is soft and gentle, like I imagine the tail of a unicorn might be. His hair twists and curls like the wild nature of the Amazon.

Justin Trudeau is truly a dreamy specimen. On top of this, he always seems to take the moral high ground—literally and figuratively. Godspeed, Justin. Godspeed.