Pitbull Sings at International Tea

Last Saturday night, International Tea drew in students from a multitude of backgrounds, even the Russian ones. Attendees enjoyed various foods, dances and activties. Overall, International Tea went as planned...except for one detail that no one could have predicted: Pitbull.

Pitbull made his debut at the event a fashionable and prep-like thirty minutes early. When asked why he had come to Exeter, New Hampshire, he responded, “Mr. Worldwide is legally and morally obligated to attend any event with the word ‘International’ in the title.”

Pitbull, who has written many original songs such as “Fireball”, “I Know You Want It”, and “Don’t Stop Believing” has won three Grammys and an Oscar. “It’s incredible that he would even consider visiting,” stated hardcore Pitbull enthusiast Megan Campbell.

While the general consensus was that Pitbull made the evening “interesting, I guess,” some students felt highly offended by his presence. “Pitbull just doesn’t support my music tastes,” hip senior Aidan Wolff-King said, “Where are the Arctic Monkeys? Brett Dennen? This school simply does not have standards.”

Because of his legal and moral obligation, Pitbull will attend next year’s International Tea, provided that he continues to rap his way into the hearts of millions of pre-teens. Dale!