Common DudeBro™ Expression Translations

If you’ve ever heard a DudeBro™ talking to another DudeBro™ and have had trouble understanding their DudeBro™ language, we at the Humor Page have courteously translated common DudeBro™ expressions for you.

Sah, dude: I love and cherish our friendship greatly.

You can’t trust women, brah. You know what I mean?: Although Margaret Sanger did wonders for women’s rights in terms of contraception, her views in terms of being adamantly in favor of eugenics makes her a morally questionable character.

Bruh: Hey.

Bruhh: Did you catch the hockey game?

Bruhhh: I think I just failed my math test.

You’re a savage: You’re a strong person and I believe in you.

It’s okay that she rejected me. She’s ugly anyway: My masculinity is very fragile and I am but a tool of the patriarchy.

*Deep grunt*: Although the Obama Administration’s foreign policy was significantly less hawkish than the Bush Administration’s, I still think there are flaws in terms of the number of civilian deaths caused by drone bombings, specifically in Syria, Iraq and Yemen. Our nation’s strategy of often careless interventionism in other countries is but an extension of the dangerous ideologies of American Exceptionalism and Manifest Destiny.

I saw _____ today. It was awkward: Although I present a hard shell of an exterior, on the inside, I am putty, just as scared of the harsh battlefield of social life as everyone else is.

Bro: Friend, Roman, Countryman. Lend me your ear.

Dude: My good friend whom I adore, your comeraderie means the world to me.

Church camp was lit bro. The turnout was very real.: As a follower of the Lord, I encourage my fellow comrades to join me in my quest to seek salvation.

Wicked: I’m from Massachusetts and I want everyone to know it.

Gettin’ swole: I’m exercising to improve myself physically, as well as emotionally. Health is wealth.

Hey, dude, how’s your lettuce growing: I admire your luscious locks.

The party was lit last weekend: I have cool day student friends and I want to tell the world about it.

Yo: I crave attention.