Things that Donald Trump Wanted to Say After the Inauguration

1. “That was great. Believe it or not, this was actually my first time being inaugurated. Did you enjoy it?”

2. “Did you actually not enjoy it?”

3. “Do you really think that I had a small crowd?”

4. “Why would you ever think that? I had a huge crowd.”

5. “You took a picture of my crowd? During the inauguration? Without asking me?”

6. “Okay the crowd may only look like 300,000 people, but it was really cold. I promise to you that it’s at least 600,000-700,000. What I’m trying to say is that it’s an above average crowd.”

7. “Of course Obama had a bigger crowd than mine.”

8. “Anyway, crowd size doesn’t matter. It’s not about how large the crowd is, it’s about how you use your supporters.”