For Philip Embury Kuhn

His first name’s Phil

He has looks that can kill

Yeah you know he’s so trill

Spits bars like Meek Mill

Got more chill than Bill

And more dollar bills than Tommy Hil

He’s so fit he can climb a hill

He so fine he gives me the chills

Middle name’s Embury

Shot smoother than Steph Curry

Hotter than some spicy curry

But colder than a McFlurry

His hair is so dang furry

He even lies in front of a jury

Last name’s Kuhn

But his birthday’s not in June

He can jump over the moon

And eats peaches with a spoon

And can even sing your favorite tune

He is Philip Embury Kuhn