Top 10 Worst Things About the Old Humor Editors

1. They hate children.

2. They all smell bad.

3. Oh, Majestic! So good to see you!

4. We were just talking about you!

5. You want to look at my article?

6. No, don’t lock us in there!!

7. No, don’t drag us away from the keyboardddfghk

8. They are all very, very funny people.

9. Seriously, so funny. So attractive, too. The dankest.

10. Everyone loves Philip Kuhn memes, right?