Donald Trump’s To-Do List

1. Shopping: Milk, Eggs, Wife (10), Cheeto brand face cream, Lettuce.

2. Cabinet: Bridge guy (Fat), New York Mayor, Suck-up (Racist?), Breitbart guy (Racist).

3. Colors: Red, Blue, Violet (Blue? Purple?), Magenta (Purple), Green, Turquoise (Ask Bridge Guy).

4. Supreme Court: Judge Judy, Judge who doesn’t like women (Gays?), Reanimated corpse of Ronald Reagan (already spinning).

5. Numbers: 100, 39, 100000 (Yuge?), 97000000000 (Yuge), 45.

6. Words: Yuge, Bigly (Big League?), Great, Sad, Bad.

7. Bucket list: Yellow bucket, Blue bucket, Beach bucket (Sandcastle!), Water bucket.

8. Build: Wall, Bench, Roof (Mexico?), Water fountain, Building.

9. Presidential things: Find ghost of Lincoln, play with the nuclear launch codes, ask Bill Clinton to recommend an intern.

10. China: Cheinna, Chiiiiina, Cheiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnaaaaa.

11. Putin: Best friend spa trip, Best friend bike ride, Best friend war against Canada.