Philip Quote Box, The Finale

“I did a poem in his room.”

“I was excited to share, but I felt like everyone was judging me so I am no longer excited to share.”

“Is someone going to sing to us?”

“How do I tab?”

“I’d rather be watching Schoolhouse Rock right now.”

“Good year ion.”

“I’ll show up on time tonight.”

“What’s the stitch. . . situation?”

“Can we not whistle?”

“I’m not that foolish.”

“I grew up in South Carolina, ok?”

“Funny for seniors.”

“There are very few little people from the South.”

“I don’t know where the hinterlands are.”

“I have very bad geography”

“How do you spell it? J-O-Y? Oh, that’s a nice name.”

“I don’t even wanna know what he does with his hair.”

“You guys were making fun of me for my West African drumming thing, but it was a great stress reliever.” *begins to drum*

“I’m in the beginners’ group, of course.”

“These articles look really funny.”

“We’re not too smart in Cilley.”

“Obviously I’m joking.”

*doesn’t know his Facebook password*

“Have some manners, people.”

“Aren’t you in a band, right?”

“Is that the farmer’s market?” “No, it’s a riot.”

“At least you have your oven mitt.”

*singing* “Every little thing, is gonna be alright.”

“Are we not allowed to be shirtless in photos?”

“I sigh in all my classes.”

“We’re going to turn our paper into Christian propaganda.”

“He’s way too Republican for me.”

“I just liked his Southern accent.”

“I’m scared of heights as well.”

“What is this music? It’s like a robot.”

“I listen to Justin Bieber, yes, his recent album.”

“Well I’m not sitting here listening to ‘Baby.’ My seventh grade self loved it.”

“I have to edit. Snap snap!”

“That looks like the most boring book ever. Oh! Didn’t realize that’s the Bible!”

“My parents have money, I swear!”

“I’ll bribe!”

“Oh because he’s feasting!” “Fasting.”

“No more Exeter games.”

“I get random urges to whip.”

“Pre-press is always ready.”

“Well, you’re going to die as well.”

“I’m not being very smart about this class.”

“Always be prepared. That’s what they told me in Boy Scouts.”

“Shot dem zombies.”

“Back in the day in middle school…”

“That’s a serious issue!!!” “Not in South Carolina!”

“If we do math correctly…”

“BOOM! That is math.”

“Conservatives take it so much better.”

“I’m hilarious.”

“I would do it but...”

“The racism is overwhelming right now.”

“I hope we don’t have a selfie stick in our closet.”

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