DJ Khaled Drops Pothole Remix

The majority of students are familiar with the sweet, delicious sounds of “Pothole”, a song that is performed by The Sinclair whenever he is allowed back on the Assembly Hall stage. For years Sinclair sang the song while playing the guitar, but guitars and vocal cords have recently been marked as “inefficient” and “expensive” by the StuCo budget committee, so DJ Khaled was commissioned to create a remix.

“I think Khaled is really going to turn this school around,” said rap-enthusiast Christina Agoolera. “He is a professional that students can certainly look up to and I believe that he represents a modern humanism that just has not been acknowledged yet.” Agoolera spent her youth listening to rap and helping hide Tupac, making her our prime expert.

Unfortunately, not all students share Agoolera’s positivity. “I really thought we were going to bring Frank Ocean out for this one,” lamented Philip Kuhn, diehard fan of the ocean. “I feel like I’m always getting tricked.”

Khaled’s plane will land in Exeter next Sunday and the administration is in need of students to act as a landing strip. If you or a friend are willing and capable to act as a private jet’s parking spot, please contact your local parking spot bishop as soon as possible.