Eerily Accurate Major Chooser

1. What do you do with your free time?

a. Cycle to the beach for a fun day with friends.

b. Play LoL.

c. Do extra homework.

d. Write short stories and poems that totally aren’t angsty.

2. What is your favorite class?

a. Biology.

b. Computer science.

c. History.

d. English.

3. Which kitten is your favorite?

4. Which type of person are you more of?

a. Little fish in a big pond.

b. The pond.

c. Big fish in a little pond.

d. None of the above because you cannot swim.

5. Who would you pine over your father whilst killing demons with?

6. Where are you going to school?

a. California.

b. Taking a 30-year gap year.

c. New England.

d. Southwest Poland.

7. Which of King Henry VIII’s ex’s would you totally kick to the curb?

If you mostly got...

A’s—You should study cosmetology. And no, I don’t mean cosmology. Cosmetology. You are so creative and understand colors so well that you would be perfect at doing makeup professionally! Who knows? Maybe one day you could be hired for a local play or be asked to do Julie from Down the Road’s prom makeup!!

B’s—You would be the BEST groupie! You know how to drive, can plug and unplug chords and have a running tally of everyone’s favorite fast food. Just pick up a couple of your classmates that already do music and hit the road. Welcome to the college of life.

C’s—Boom Mic Holder. Every successful movie needs someone to hold the boom mic, and you have the grip and arm strength needed to do that job! Or who knows? Maybe Big Brother will hire you to spy in on conversations. Wherever your specialty takes you, you’ll be great.

D’s—You should just not major in anything. College is for nerds anyways. Give up while you’re ahead.