Dorm vs. Dorm Winner: Runner-up

1. A hungry vegan shows up, but you’re short on dairy-free muffins because a squirrel stole them .

2. Someone’s date steals a watermelon to use as a helmet for battle.

3. Watermelons are like at least 11 dollars each.

4. You buy too much pancake mix which proceeds to spoil in the dorm fridge when you forget about it.

5. You clog the sink with said applied pancake mix.