Dorm vs. Dorm

Five Reasons Your Dorm Shouldn’t be Made a Girls’ Dorm

1. Girls, it turns out, can sometimes be just as gross as boys. In fact, it seems that all people in general are relatively gross. Time for dogs to take over the world.

2.  Boys would have to find temporary housing if girls took over their dorms.  As much as the Lincoln Street School loves youths, it’s highly likely that they wouldn’t be so pleased to find hundreds of them camped out on the carpets, bickering about just about everything.

3. The Humor Page would have a blast if a boys’ dorm was converted to a girls’ dorm, and none of us would want that.

4. Exeter’s sacred equilibrium would be disrupted.

5. Just ’cuz.

Next Week: Dunbar Against Day Students

Each week, two or three dorms will be pitted against each other. Members of the chosen dorms will submit a reply to the Humor section’s weekly prompt. The funniest, most appropriate response will be published in the Humor Section and the dorm with the best response will win the round. Submissions must be emailed to

exonianhumor@gmail.com before EP on the Tuesday following this edition of The Exonian.

This week’s prompt: 5 Reasons Why You Think You Can Get Into College