Dorm vs. Dorm

Dorm vs. Dorm Winner

Five Reasons Why You Think You Can Get Into College

1. I lied about my ethnicity.

2. My brother works admissions.

3. I wrote my essay on a dying grandparent.

4. One time I wrote for the Humor Page. I hear it’s a big deal.

5. Everything seems to work out in the end.

Runner-Up

1. I do 3 sports: fall crew, crew training and crew.

2. One time I got an A- in English.

3. I’m part of 2 of the biggest cults on campus, Latin and crew.

4. I may be white, but I’m also queer. #diversitycentral

5. Oh yeah, did I mention that I do crew?

Next Week: Abbot Against Hoyt

Each week, two or three dorms will be pitted against each other. Members of the chosen dorms will submit a reply to the Humor section’s weekly prompt. The funniest, most appropriate response will be published in the Humor Section and the dorm with the best response will win the round. Submissions must be emailed to

exonianhumor@gmail.com before EP on the Tuesday following this edition of The Exonian.

This week’s prompt: 5 Reasons You Have Friends