A Sportsletes’ Journey to Find their True Inner Sportness

Do you think of yourself as athletic?

a) I am a sports god.

b) I like to think I stay in shape.

c) I know how to handle my balls.

d) I just do my sport because there are no cuts and I couldn’t make it onto another team.

e) A better question is, “Can I spell ‘athletic’?”

Do you eat healthily?

a) I eat pure protein every day.

b) I eat a salad every once in a while.

c) I try to eat balanced meals.

d) I ate girl scout cookies for breakfast today.

e) I eat girl scout cookies every day.

What’s your favorite class?

a) Physical Education.

b) Foundations of Abstract Mathematics.

c) Baseball: The American Narrative.

d) Biology.

e) Ceramics.

Do you have lots of friends?

a) I am the most popular person on the planet.

b) I guess so.

c) Yeah. I’m a team player.

d) My friends ran away.

e) Define ‘friends’.

If you answered mostly:

a) Crew

b) Tennis

c) Baseball/softball

d) Track

e) The Revered GH Opt

Now you have discovered your inner sportiness. If you’re upset, I don’t care. Thanks for playing.