Washingtonian Legacy Lives On

1. This week: Presidents’ Day.2. Origin: Presidents’ Day, also known as Washington’s Birthday, is a day celebrating all of the presidents that have served this great nation. It’s on Washington’s birthday because he’s the only one that matters.3. Does date of celebration change: It’s Washington’s birthday! Of course not. What? You’re kidding. Okay, it’s the third Monday of February. So, it could be any date through the 15th to the 21st. That makes sense, because as everyone knows, it took seven consecutive days to give birth to Washington.4. Reason it still exists: Gives normal people a day off from school or work, and gives Exonians anger when we look at Snapchat stories on that day.5. Gifts: None. Maybe the president gets one, but I bet it won’t be a Supreme Court Justice. Or an extra term.6. Is it religious: It’s an American holiday! So, I guess it’s Christian.7. How to celebrate: Start a war in a country where people hate America and have oil.8. People who dread it: The First Lady. For reasons.9. It’s easy to notice it’s Presidents’ Day because: There’s a half off sale at your local mattress retailer. Also, the Snapchat stories.10. What you’ll feel when it’s over: Presidents’ Day is over?11. Canadian version: Wayne Gretzky’s birthday (Jan. 26).