Dorm vs. Dorm

Dorm vs. Dorm WinnerFive Ways You Spent Valentine's Day1. Had breakfast with my mom and dad.2. Spent five hours in the library working on my 332.3. Realized I was hungry, so I got dinner.4. Went to see my friends, but they were hanging out with their friends.5. Did math homework and went to bed. Late Dorm vs. DormFive Regrets from Abbot Casino1. Attending BOSMUN instead2. See above3. See above4. See above5. See aboveEditors’ note: This is a submission for last week’s Dorm vs. Dorm  Challenge. Kirtland is essentially that student who rolls in five minutes before the end of class and is surprised when they get a dickey. Still better than Moulton.  Next Week: Bancroft Against CilleyEach week, two or three dorms will be pitted against each other. Members of the chosen dorms will submit a reply to the Humor section’s weekly prompt. The funniest, most appropriate response will be published in the Humor Section and the dorm with the best response will win the round. Submissions must be emailed to exonianhumor@gmail.com before EP on the Tuesday following this edition of The Exonian.This week’s prompt: 5 Totally Rad Things Done Over Spring Break 2K16!!!!!!!