Winter Term Playlist: Presidential Candidate Edition

Hey guys! As winter term approaches, we spend less time leaving our dorm rooms and more time eating Ramen and never moving from our beds. Here is a playlist that is sure to get you pumped up and productive this term, brought to you by your favorite people of all time.

1.   I’m Not the Only One Percent By Lil Trumpy

2.   Boom Clap, Sound of My Heart (Because I Have Free Healthcare) by Sanders XCX

3.   Counting Stocks by One Republican ft.  Fior-in-the-house

4.   We Can’t Stop Corporate America by Dannah Trumptana

5.  Can’t Feel my Face (Because I Don’t Have Free Healthcare) by Sand Dogg

6.   Take Me to Church by Ted Cruz

7.  All About that Bass-ic Human Rights are Women’s Rights by Clinton Lamar

8.   What Do You Mean (by No Free Healthcare) by The Stern Bern

9.   I Like Big Walls by Sir Trumpalot

10.  Watch Me (Ban ObamaCare) by Marco Polo

11.  Hotline Blessed with Family Values by Rich H Hilly Flip

12.  Cry Me a Rifle by Cruzin into Your DM’s

13.  Young, Wild and Free Healthcare by Berning Hearts

14.  Lucy in the Sky with Capitalism by Donny T.

15.  Money on my Mind (and SuperPac) by Bushy McJeb

16.  Dubstep Remix: Working Class Hero and Common People by Sand Away the 1%

17.  The First Time I Ever Saw your Foreign Policy by Forever Fiorina

18.  Oh!(bamacare is the Worst) by Benny Boi

19.  White Privilege by Donald Trump

20.  What Does Iowa Mean by the Caucus ft. Martin O’Millions

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