Things That Are Scarier Than Halloween to Exonians

When grades come out on Parent PortalWhen Coach says, “We’re playing Deerfield next week.”Falling asleep before midnightSeeing your teachers on the pathSeeing each other on the pathHuman contact in generalWhen your science teacher says, “The test is cumulative.”Assembly speakers who say, “I can take any questions,” as the light turns yellowResponsibilitiesThe sidewalk next to CCO during January and February (it’s a slippery slope)CCOPeers who appear to have their lives togetherCollege appsPeople who are crazy/weird enough to write for the humor pageWinterHappy uppersDean Cosgrove’s “toy” collection