How to Make Mommy And Daddy Proud

Win a DC case.

Show them that you’re leading the school’s Dickey leaderboard.

Take them to D-Hall...

Make it the whole weekend without seeing them.

Try not to get your tongue stuck in the vacuum cleaner again.

Tell them that Exeter has a C-centric grading scale.

Make them sit and watch while you inhale an entire calzone.

Tell them you’re a prep rep. Bassically garuntted Ivory lege axeptins.

Don’t let them talk to your advisor.

Plead the fifth when they ask.

Use big words like “science” and “biology.”

Force them to listen to your West African Drumming mixtape.

Enlighten them on the teachings of Joseph Smith and the Book of Mormon.

Beat them at FIFA and never let them forget.

Take your parents to EP and put your arm around them.

Let them take a peak at your history paper connecting Madonna and the whaling culture in 17th century Nantucket.

Apologize when you get your tongue stuck in the vacuum cleaner again.