Majestic and Elizabeth Review Halloween Costumes

PG Sport Dude (4/5)The fun part of this is you can get by only knowing the terms “gym,” “ball,” “bruh,” and “?”. Furthermore, the costume is relatively simple: a Sport Dude outfit only needs a varsity letter, sweat, and Wentworth gear. However, while the costume is simple, the trademark strut is not. To perfect the Sport Dude, one must walk with his or her legs spread oddly wide. (Some scientists say that this is done in an effort to enlarge the Sport Dude’s overall mass, ergo increasing the power of his gravitational field and attract more sweaty dudes.)Alex the Geologist (4/5)For this costume, go into the desert, search for some Coke, and never return until every single Alex the Geologist problem has been solved. (So never come back.)A 331 (3.5/5)Staple several pieces of poor writing to your body. Glue a history book or two to yourself while you’re at it, too. Consistently effective. Uppers always cry when they see you.A Prep (2/5)For everyone that’s not a prep, dress up and relive your glory years! Unfortunately, there is a catch. While this is a great way to hide from your peers, go to bed by ten, and feel like you are mildly involved with every club on campus, you aren’t really that scary. The good news is that you can sit in on a 21T mathematics course and actually understand Exeter math for once.Dumbledora the Explorer (3/5)Bravo! You are the very apex of human civilization. You will definitely win a prize at Halloween Prize Assembly. I think someone, perhaps with an adjective for a first name, did this last year, but everyone has probably forgotten about her by now. (It was a Majestic). The main downside is that every time you cast a spell it has to be spoken in Spanish. I would recommend going to Señora Flores for pronunciation help.Mr. Secondi (5/5)You’ll only need glasses and a frown. To strike fear into the hearts of students, simply walk up to them and whisper, “You have a paper due tomorrow.”Nerd  (5/5)Be yourself. Very simple, very scary.Humor Writer (1/5)Ah!! Frightening!! Unfortunately, everyone knows that humor writers don’t actually exist.