Other Things Exeter Could Buy with The Endowment

64.5 percent of Manchester United

244,897,959 Oreo dunking spoons

1,846,153,846 wholesale bow ties for Mr. Chisholm

3,000,000 inflatable hamster balls

21,818 Tron motorcycles

126,984,127 sweaters for your cat

6,000,000 Workaholics Bear costumes

2.89 Deerfield Academies

2.55 Floyd Mayweathers

109,090,909 rolls of glowing in the dark toilet paper

7 of Francis Lee’s suits

2,671,614,080 of the condoms from the health center

97,323,600 copies of “How to Read a Book” for Floyd Mayweather

8,000 seconds of Super Bowl commercials

600,000,000 Kiddie Cones from Stillwells