Reasons Why Exeter Isn’t the Real World

Dicking means something totally different in the real world.More squash teams per capita.Alex the geologist takes an Uber.People’s Vineyard Vines shirts have no collars, are made of cotton and aren’t from Vineyard Vines.Exeter was founded in 1781; the real was world founded circa 4000 B.C. (according to Republican experts.)The White House has oval rooms with square desk, Exeter has square rooms with oval desks.Hockey players are still bros, but you don’t have to deal with them.Hockey players also don’t read the paper. But it’s because they can’t. People don’t use Yik Yak. They’re just mean to each other.I’d just use TaskRabbit to do my 333.The American Culture club is just Fox News.The squash team is old wrinkled men at the Harvard Club in the real world.Snow days are not called “Principal’s Day.”Not everyone is a Patriots fan.People go on real dates, instead of EP.Adults don’t have lectures every Tuesday and Friday. Crew is not a cult.Ties are optional.DC stands for a city.The Harkness Society only exists at Exeter. Food is available 24/7.Fencing is a real sport.You are not limited to a ten mile radius.