Foolproof Pick-up Lines

Your lion card photo is very attractive and happens to be an accurate representation of actual physical beauty.

What’s your name?

Where are you from?

You should totally kiss me right now!

Are you going to Harvard or Yale?

If you were my math homework, I’d spend more than 90 seconds on you.

Hey, babe, I got an A- on my 331.

That down jacket looks very flattering on you.

If you go out with me, I’ll bring Tommy Song to serenade you.