Pick Exeter

Some mistaken prospective Exonians make the horrible choice of choosing Phillips Andover over PEA. We at the Humor Page can't help but weep for those poor souls, as Exeter is clearly the better choice of school. Don't believe me? Here are some reasons why:- Rev’s calming voice- Who would choose Andover, Massachusetts over Exeter, New Hampshire, where I’ve only gotten food poisoning once?- The chance to maybe be cool one day.- Once a year we get to take a day off (for studying), courtesy of our principal.- The place to go on a date is obviously a church in the dark.- Our football team lost to Suffield by 13 fewer points.- We promote mischievousness by not allowing closed door visitations.- Our preps get to check-in at 8!- We get to call our ninth-graders preps!- There’s no way that Andover has a Mr. Feng.- Our principal didn’t go to Andover.- The presidency of Franklin Pierce versus that of George Bush’s. ‘Nuff said.- Katie Liptak- The Cross Country team’s legs- The seasonal affective disorder builds character- Dhall fish- Water ballooning Ewald clash- The math bros- Stealing Wentworth’s benches- The only grinding you have to worry about is academic.