A Halloween Costume Guide for the Unique Exonian
Choosing a Halloween costume can be tricky, and with Halloween Assembly right around the corner, you need to make up your mind right now. That’s why I’m providing you with this handy little quiz to figure out what costume best suits your personality!Prep year, you often found yourself:A. Locked in your room studying.B. Ruling over prep posse with an iron fist.C. Crying.D. Hanging out with your super cool football friends. You go, brah.What sounds like the most fun to you?A. Getting into Harvard.B. Dating the hottest chick/dude on campus, even if they’re kind of a jerk.C. Stress-eating Ben & Jerry’s in your room while procrastinating your history essay.D. Going to the gym. It’s leg day, brah!Your first choice for college is:A. Harvard, but your safety school is Yale, just in case.B. Wherever has the best sororities/fraternities!C. Wherever accepts you.D. Wherever you got recruited for sports when you were a lower.Your favorite food is:A. The protein-filled breakfast you eat before taking the standardized test that you inevitably will ace.B. Is butter a carb? You’re on an all carb diet. You saw it in "Mean Girls" so it must work.C. No time to eat, you have a paper to write!D. Muscle powder.Your ideal romantic partner is:A. Smart, but not smarter than you.B. Drop dead gorgeous, but not quite as good looking as you.C. You don’t have time for love! You barely have time to eat!D. The weight room is your one true love.If you answered mostly...A’s: Witch/wizardYou’re already pretty magic for getting such good grades here, so why not express that magic through your costume? Whether you go for the classic look or the refined Harry Potter look, you’re sure to get tons of compliments. (Even if they’re only complimenting you because they desperately need your help in math.)B’s: Queen/kingYou’re the queen/king bee of the Exeter social scene, so show off your popularity by wearing an actual crown instead of the imaginary one made of your superiority complex.C’s: Zombie/upperZombies and uppers are pretty much the same thing, so going as either of these will work to convey your stressed-out dead-eyed feelings.D’s: SuperheroYou already have the muscles for this costume, so go for it! Let those chest muscles shine, brah.