The Lexicon

Listen up preps: this is for you. Prep Fall, for me, brings back dark memories of ethernet cables, strict lights out, and a game of spin the bottle in Webster basement. If you read carefully and take everything I say to heart, this lexicon will help you out during the first few months in your new home. Back in Black - A Dvnbar hosted dance where EVERYONE, including preps, wears black. Prep Fall - lol. Your time to get caught up in drama and make decisions you'll ultimately regret. Hardest term out of the 12, especially because it's pass/fail. Prep Posse - The HOTTEST clique on campus. The typical prep posse lasts from Experience Exeter to graduation. Everyone, including faculty, can often be heard lamenting, "Man, I wish I was in Prep Posse" "EP?" - "Come, let's bask in the presence of majestic music and the teachings of the Lord this fine Tuesday evening." E-Book - Basically the school bible. Follow every rule, or else. That means no hair straighteners or curlers, no duct tape on the walls, and no students of the opposite sex in your room. Period. Ever. Fives- Getting up early to finish up that pass/fail printmaking project. "Happy Birthday!" - You're probably giving a tour. Assembly - Biweekly, campus-wide hide and go seek. Dickeys! - Exuberant email subject letting you know there was no class today. Day student - Personal chauffeur. DSL- The day student lounge. The epicenter of the on-campus social scene. Coffee - Soon to become your main food group. Fatigue - What is this? I don't even know anymore. "Let's go turn up!" - "Let's go turn up our grades at the library!"