Write for Humor

Are you a new student at the Academy? Do you want to gain respect from your peers with little to no effort? Do you want to get into one of the best universities in the nation (we have an outstanding track record for humor editors)! Well, come write for the humor page! Make your parents, siblings, pets and advisors proud by joining one of the most prestigious newspapers in the country: your very own Exonian. Here's what a few of our contributing humor writers have to say about their experiences. David Larar: "Ten minutes after my first article for the humor section came out on that life-changing Thursday afternoon, I was approached by a group of attractive females in prep posse. They asked for my number and even knew my name!" Ben Hogoboom (current editor): "I really just show up on Wednesday afternoons for Katie and Katie. And because there's free pizza." Will Ettinger: "I didn't know I was funny until I wrote for the humor page." Katie Casado: "I do it for the boys." Audrey DeGuerrera: "It makes my parents think I'm doing something." Emily Green: TBD Well what are you waiting for? If you're ready for fame, fortune and free food, send your articles in to exonianhumor@gmail.com!