Tips for Exeter/Andover

1. Wear blue. Lots of it. 2. Stand as close as you can to the bonfire for a true experience. Remember: if you’re not burnt, you’re not turnt. 3. Cheer whenever someone from Andover scores. It’ll confuse them. 4. Pay attention to the Red Bandits: they know how to make other teams look like shift. 5. Perform a ritual sacrifice at the bonfire to show your dedication to the sports gods. 6. Steal a golf cart from the trainers’ so that you can come to the football players’ rescue whenever they get injured. 7. And when you’re not healing our wounded heroes, you can find their parents and spend your time getting to know your future mother-in-law. 8. Sit in the first few rows of the bleachers so that when we storm the field, you get the best view: face flat on the grass with a mouth full of turf. Happy E/a! 

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