Why The Weather Has Improved So Much

By Jack Archer

1. Spite from those to whom we are cards in their galactic game of go-fish.

2. Things look better through windows.

3. It’s spring term.

4. The weather gods despise humans.

5. The 5G towers probably did it.

6. Sorry, number five is a bit of a stretch. The 5G towers didn’t do it. Alone. The 4G towers definitely helped as well.

7. Rain is working from home.