10 Ways to Flex in Zoom Class and Canvas Discussion Boards

By Adam Tuchler

1. Use the word “juxtaposition” (always works).

2. Answer every question the teacher throws at the class as if you are having a one on one conversation with him/her/them.

3. Write solely in antiquated language on each discussion board regardless of the class.

4. Be a math shark and post the homework 3 days in advance. 

5. Use people’s names in class.

6. Never mute yourself because you know you are gonna speak again in 20 seconds.

7. Whenever the teacher says something profound, make an expression that shows you are thinking about what the teacher is saying. Then make a confused look and try to ask a profound question back at the teacher who will then ignore it because it is irrelevant and/or he/she/they do not know the answer.

8. Use Notability for all of your math homework.

9. Post your homework on OneNote before class starts.

10. Disagree with anything anyone says at any time.