8 Reasons Why the Custodial Staff Hated Packing Your Room

By A Humor Editor

1. You play hockey, so naturally your room reeks of sweat and low GPA.

2. You are filthy and never empty your trash before breaks.

3. You don’t regularly change your bed sheets/do laundry.

4. You don’t have a filing system so your room looks like a failed paper factory. 

5. Why do you keep that under your bed

6. You have too many anime posters on your wall.

7. You assembled your couch inside your room, so it doesn’t fit through the door.

8. Your “interpretive sculptures” required a meeting with Dean Moriarty.