Quotes of the Week

“I think my quote conformations will be in by Thursday afternoon.”

- Every staff writer ever

“French fries are just a handle for ketchup.”

- Mary Timmons ’21

“Fishy fishy cross my ocean.”

- Anne Brandes ’21

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